Anyway, from where we got on the tour bus to Tuxtla Gutierrez (capitol of Chiapas) we passed about 6 checkpoints where either officials boarded the bus to check between seats and in the luggage bins, or we had to hop off the bus where people checked our bags. This is how I almost got deported from Mexico. I had been sleeping and noticed that the bus stopped. A man in a blue uniform with a menacing face (I thought so at least) got on the bus and was checking it out, he stopped by my seat and asks me a question that I didn't quite hear. I had one of those moments where I was terrified to be confronted by an official, mixed with translation issues so I kind of shouted back nervously, "Seat number 10!" Turns out he was a migration officer and was asking me where I was from. I thought because of pure stupidity he might send me back to the U.S. But I made it okay.
As soon as we arrived in San Cristobal, I was relieved by two things. One, that it wasn't boiling hot and I was not sweating profusely for the first time in 4 weeks; and two, that the place was crawling with gringos and foreigners and I was not the only guera in town. This past weekend may have been a record of receiving only one shout out from a passer-by "hey baby!" while here in Tapachula, I would say there's an average of about 10 "hey baby"'s and "hello beautiful"'s each day. Tapachula does not have a lot of tourists nor gringo visitors, hence the whole world staring at me like I am an alien when I walk by. San Cristobal is a very small, romantic colonial city located in the highlands of Chiapas and was the location of the Zapatista Rebellion in 1994 (google it). Now it has kind of transformed into a romanticized haven for tourists with cobblestone streets lined with European-looking and some even European-owned cafes and a plaza filled with hippies as well as indigenous women and children selling scarves, bracelets, and other crafts. There are pedestrian walk-ways and antique looking cathedrals. Apparently there are streets known as "Gringolandia." I had a great weekend going to cafes and hanging out with my friends from DC and also hanging out with my friends Raquel and Adriana who are from Mexico City and are doing their service work at DIF also.
Just chillin at a European cafe in Mexico
Nothing like eating breakfast from a Zapatista fruit cup!
Being super-touristy in the plaza (and not too many people are staring)
I am NOT worried about you! If you can take on a Migration Officer while you're asleep, I think you can handle just about anything (and the "play stupid" idea was brilliant, Rach!). xox
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